I was waiting here at the house for the plumber to come fix some things in the house. Diane was here with me and she turned on the TV to MTV and “The Real World” was on. First of all, I don’t hate anything in this world and I hate reality tv. The people on these shows need to be eliminated from our society. So that thought led to my idea for the next reality tv show.

Here is the plan, take the cast of The Real World, 90210, OC, (sh*t why do I know the names of these shows?) Anyway back to the task at hand, take these idiots that appear on these shows, tell them they are on a reunion show and fly them to your choice of desert island (survivor crowd will love that). On that island force each person to chose a drug that has been featured on MTV’s TrueLife. After they have chosen, force them to take said drug. Next, tell them they must get off the island, but the only way they can is by using products that MTV advertises. Final step, set up cameras and fly away.